Who's the cutest of them all?

Suri: poor, little rich girl. The 2-year-old pixie-cutted daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes always looks so sad, even though her twinkle toes never have to touch concrete. Mommy is always toting her somewhere or another throughout the mean streets of New York and she still isn't happy. She always looks one nappie poo away from all-out tears.

Amazing then that Suri -- although a ridiculously cute mix of the two photogenic actors -- came in No. 1 on Forbes' second annual list of Hollywood's Hottest Tots.

Note: All who made the top 10 had to be 5 years old or younger, and their ranking was based on who had the biggest media presence, both in print and online. Basically who was hounded most by the paparazzi and scarred forever (joke).

P.S.: Why the Violet Affleck snub, folks?
Three of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's six kids made the list: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, 2, is in second place; Zahara Jolie-Pitt, 3, is in third place; and Pax Jolie-Pitt, 4, is fourth on the list.

''Though not quite the tabloid stars his sisters Zahara and Shiloh are, his recognizable mug and A-list parents give him space in the top five,'' said Forbes.com of Pax. Wouldn't want him to get a complex, now . . .
We agree that Shiloh is about as close to the Gerber baby as you can get. But is this news? With her parents, there would have to be a major blip in the DNA to have ugly offspring. Can't wait to see those twins when they're of drinking age.

Anyway, here's the rest:
5. Sam, daughter of Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin: With her plump cheeks and wide eyes, she is a cutie-patootie blend of the golfer and his Barbie dollish wife.

6. Cruz, son of David and Victoria Beckham: The other two boys Romeo and Brooklyn are no slouches either. When's a girl coming?

7. Matilda, daughter of Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger: A veritable Mini-Me, the little fashionista makes you pine for the late actor.

8. David Banda, son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie: The Malawian boy always looks a little star struck; if only he could comprehend who was holding him.

9. Sean Preston, son of Britney Spears and KevinFederline: Precious, sure, but this poor toddler's sight is probably permanently damaged from all the flashbulbs.

10. Sam, daughter of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen: She'll soon have more competition: Daddy and new wife Brooke are going to have twins.

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