First of all, it's clear that Sienna's smile is about as real as Jodie Marsh's boobs - and she looks as if she needs a pee really desperately! He is clearly thrilled to be standing next to Sienna, but probably more because she makes him look more tanned than anything else. Then again, he'd make a freshly Ronsealed garden fence look pasty by comparison. Can you think of a better caption than us? Go on! We challenge you!
